From Juha's funny stories:
A man asked him which is better, Juha? .. Walking behind the funeral or in front of it .. Juha said: Do not be on the coffin and walk where you want.
Juha saw a squad of ducks close to the shore of a lake trying to pick up from these birds something he could not because they rushed away from him .. And he had a piece of bread so he dipped it with water and ate .. Vmr by one of them and said to him: Congratulations to you what you eat what is this? .. He said: is the soup of the duck if you missed the duck Vstfd of his broth.
When he found him he came and tied him with a rope and tied the rope in the neck of the donkey and brought them out to the market. He called out: Who buys a donkey with a dinar, and a cat with a hundred dinars? But I only sell them together.
He gave a servant a jar to fill it from the river, and then slapped him on the face of a heavy slap and said to him: You do not break the jar, he was told: Why hit him before breaking it? He said: I wanted to show him the reward of breaking it until he is keen on it.
When he went to his home, he took her out and said: Praise be to Allah. His wife said: "On what is God's praise?" He said: I said I did not wear my new shoes, but I did not break the thorn.
Juha was asked: How old are you? Forty years later, he said, "I am forty years old and they said to him: We asked you ten years ago. I said that forty years ago, and now you also say that he is forty. He said, 'I am a man. I do not change my words.'
He cooked food and a table to eat with his wife. He said: "What is better for this food than for the crowds?" And his wife said: What crowd is you and me? He said, "I wish I was just a thing."
A guest came to him and slept with him when he was in the middle of the night. The guest woke up and called Juha saying: "Sir, take me the candle that is placed on your right." Joha asked him, "You are crazy, how do I know my right side in this darkness?
They asked him one day: What is your view? He said: Tower of Tias. They said: There is no tower in the stars named Tess. He said: When I was a child, my mother opened my door to me and said to her that he was in Capricorn. Now that forty years have passed, there is no doubt that the Capricorn of that time has now become Tisa and increase.
He said: "It is okay for you. It is praising God." Juha said: "I fear that you will realize it for fear of prostrating."
A woman of Juha sensed some pain and pointed to him to call the doctor. He went down to fetch him, and when he came out of the house, his wife came out of the window and said to him, Praise be to God. But he rushed to the doctor and said to him: My wife had felt pain and cost me to call you, but she looked out of the window and told me that her pain has been removed I do not need to call you,
One of his neighbors came to him and said to him: You know that my daughter is a rebel, so I hope you can read her a surah or write a Hijab. He said to him: Reading an old man like me does not help her, but look for a young man at the age of 25 or 30 to have a husband and a sheikh Together, and when the children were born became rational and free.
Question: Which is greater, the Sultan or the peasant? He said: The farmer is bigger because if he did not plant wheat, the Sultan died of starvation.
It was said to him days: how much arm of the minimum space? At that moment a funeral passed, and he said to them: This dead person responds to your question and ask him, because he sown the world and came out of it.
The Emir of the country claimed to know the systems of poetry, so he once sang a poem in front of Juha and said to him: Is not eloquence? Juha said: It is not the smell of rhetoric. The Prince became angry and ordered him locked up in the stable. He was held captive for a month and then brought him out. On another day the prince organized a poem and sang it to Juha, so Juha rose quickly. The Prince asked him: "Where are you, Juha?" He said, "To the stable, sir."
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